Body,
Apparently threats do work! When I rammed you about the extra tank I’m carrying in my belly, I wasn’t sure if you were listening. But this morning when I put on my green pants, they fit nicely. Well they’ve always fit, but previously they were on the tight side and seemed to give a very unappealing cameltoe, so I haven’t put them on in awhile. But today running low on clean clothes, I gave it shot and not only do they fit, but they fit comfortably.
Thanks body, you’re doing a great job. I can sit in my chair without my underpants riding in every crevice. (BTW, I didn’t know Crevice had a c in it until I hit spell check).
Keep up the good work!
