I’m afraid I must turn in my woman badge. I made a huge mistake that no woman, girl, chick, babe, bird, should make.
Even though I hold many male emotional traits…
- I’m distant,
- I don’t cuddle after sex
- I’ll climax and be completely too spent to care how to take care of you
- I belch very loudly
- I always steal the covers
I do take pride in being (at times) girly. I love being woman; the fact I can give birth, I shave, wear makeup and wearing dresses and other girl-centric actions. I like feeling pretty and love being told so. When I was pregnant and found out I was having a girl, I was relieved b/c I knew I could totally relate. But this mishap of mine the other day, this error if you will was so inexcusable, I don’t know how to go on as a woman. While my actions didn’t harm anyone else or will not likely influence the way our world turns or works, there is still a huge twinge of guilt. I should know better. I should.
It is now that I ask for your forgiveness women of the world. You see in writing a witty (at least in my mind) email to a friend I spelled vagina wrong. I spelled it Vigina.
It’s embarrassing and I can’t believe I wrote it out for the world to see, but I honestly had nothing more interesting to write about. I’m not sure which is more depressing.
3 Comments
April 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm
LOL! Well, I guess our forgiveness all depends on whether it was a careless typo or you really just didn’t know how to spell vagina.
April 26, 2008 at 8:02 pm
i forgive you my friend, for you made me laugh.
April 29, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Doesn’t matter how you spell it as long as you know how to use it.